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queenidinamenzel: let-my-opera-begin: keepingupwithlinmanuel: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:39:27 -0400

let-my-opera-begin:

keepingupwithlinmanuel:

[video source]

This is it. This is what I’ve been waiting for since birth. I will never be happier.

Excuse me but this is the best video of all time.

srsfunny:So That’s What These Signs Mean

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:21:34 -0400

srsfunny:

So That’s What These Signs Mean

tnfirefighter720: Prayers for Long Beach Fire department

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:06:23 -0400

tnfirefighter720:

Prayers for Long Beach Fire department

advice-animal: Glow Up

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:05:21 -0400

advice-animal:

Glow Up

advice-animal: These tadpoles look funny

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:00:11 -0400

advice-animal:

These tadpoles look funny

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:17:25 -0400

impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:02:25 -0400

impossiblejellyfishfart:

cryoverkiltmilk:

catsbeaversandducks:

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

These are such good chickens

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

advice-animal: good posted

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:30:35 -0400

advice-animal:

good posted

advice-animal: study me when i die

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:30:15 -0400

advice-animal:

study me when i die

advice-animal: be careful of cowboys

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:29:06 -0400

advice-animal:

be careful of cowboys

advice-animal: Men, Amiright?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:27:27 -0400

advice-animal:

Men, Amiright?

advice-animal: On working with kids

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:30:58 -0400

advice-animal:

On working with kids

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: just-shower-thoughts: If you die while making food in a slow cooker,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:44:05 -0400

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

systlin: breatherunlive: runrunningrunner: daamneron: airyairyquitecontrary: livenudegirl: cann...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:39:25 -0400

systlin:

breatherunlive:

runrunningrunner:

daamneron:

airyairyquitecontrary:

livenudegirl:

cannibalmemer:

proletarianprincess:

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead.

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:15:41 -0400

advice-animal: vodka horse race

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:12:51 -0400

advice-animal:

vodka horse race

quiescens: leopharry: I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:01:32 -0400

quiescens:

leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

those born under the sign of the bees:

have emotions

think thoughts

is likely introverted or extroverted

has at least a few friends

was born at some point

@bewilderedshenanigan-blog–blog1

advice-animal: Save the...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:27:12 -0400

advice-animal:

Save the bees

@bewilderedshenanigan-blog–blog1

tinybed: hkirkh: Toddler was asked to feed the...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:21:45 -0400

tinybed:

hkirkh:

Toddler was asked to feed the cat.

Dipsapoinment

thyrell: agoatinthecircus: thyrell: thyrell: a necromancer is just a really late healer “you’re...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:21:02 -0400

thyrell:

agoatinthecircus:

thyrell:

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

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queenidinamenzel: let-my-opera-begin: keepingupwithlinmanuel: ...

srsfunny:So That’s What These Signs Mean

tnfirefighter720: Prayers for Long Beach Fire department

advice-animal: Glow Up

advice-animal: These tadpoles look funny

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impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: ...

advice-animal: good posted

advice-animal: study me when i die

advice-animal: be careful of cowboys

advice-animal: Men, Amiright?

advice-animal: On working with kids

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: just-shower-thoughts: If you die while making food in a slow cooker,...

systlin: breatherunlive: runrunningrunner: daamneron: airyairyquitecontrary: livenudegirl: cann...

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advice-animal: vodka horse race

quiescens: leopharry: I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at...

advice-animal: Save the...

tinybed: hkirkh: Toddler was asked to feed the...

thyrell: agoatinthecircus: thyrell: thyrell: a necromancer is just a really late healer “you’re...

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